miami is full of douchebags

The Austrian star, who won the US Open in 2020, will be looking to add to his impressive list of accolades as he returns to the Miami Open after a two-year absence. Besides, it looks ridiculous. Doc's Sports Prediction, Preview, and Pick Inside. National average: 9.1 % http://www.bls.gov/web/metro/laummtrk.htm January 16, 2015 Again, this all has to do with generations its good at one time, then it gets bad, then twenty years later, its good again. You Gringo loser like them all. says: Miami,love it or leave it! says: This gave me a good laugh, although if I didnt also speak sarcasm, Id be pissed. Horrible. var l=new Array(); Am I right or am I right? var output = ''; Yet a DJ douche with gumption and the right connections can thrive in Miami, mostly because the other douches on this list think he "kills it.". The thing is, Latin culture is more or less a generation or so behind ours when it comes to things like gender roles and culture. I moved out of Miami 7 years ago, and every time I go back (which is quite regularly), I encounter many of the points made here. Now, Im so Happy & just want to share the testimony of how I contacted this powerful spell caster and stopped the divorce of my mum and dad. } But I am sorry to say that a particular ethnic group made Miami as the Closest Foreign Country to the USA. Peter Paver . } And it is awesome that racists like you have left. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_wlTAKJN8DJ').innerHTML = output; Im kind of in shock. } DR,OBA is really a gifted man and i will not stop publishing him because he is a wonderful man. Chelsea Would White Americans have a problem with a Latin city that makes no apologies for being Latin? I even saw one with a snow jeans !! These analyses can be subjective, so take them w/ a grain of salt. This is the gateway to the Americas. A douche bag is a piece of equipment for douchinga bag 4. I forgot to respond to the other criticisms about the Miami schools. Everywhere else in the U.S. has much higher standards, so they tend to find the rest of the U.S. pretentious or snooty. You think youre above us by doing nothing but working until you die and living in a cultureless society, but the joke is on you, because I know that soon youll be tempted to come back here when youre buried so deep in snow that youre not sure whether youre having an erection or your dicks are just frostbitten. says: Miami by the numbers: WebKyle Munzenrieder January 16, 2015 8:30AM Miami is a melting pot of douchebags. This translates to a huge culture shock and the sleazy nature of this generation of balseros. Getting my lover back is what i cant imagine but when I was losing Matthew, I needed help and somewhere to turn badly but my Aunty told me about this spell caster who also helped her on the internet. (15) Let people obey my words and do my Most South American Countries pretty much speak the same language ? Your post is full of structural errors. They have been leaving the city during the last three generations!!! Make no mistake, Miami is not the real United States. }. I just wish it was more culturally diverse, as when I grew up in the north, because culture allows one to grow as a person, diversity in any city is very important. says: To the commenter from 4:17 p.m. on 5/29 -. //= 0; i=i-1){ Chris Tytell otra vez document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_it3qsjPw0L').innerHTML = output; 18. var l=new Array(); Its to expensive to afford insurance here. says: Anyone thinking about moving to Miami should read this!!!!!!!!!! Although people will still move here anyway. That last sentence above is worth noting: perhaps the maintenance of a positive mental attitude allows Miamians to live in their own muck without any worries. As for Southern California, the people are rude, conceited and have no topic of conversation aside from their Body Mass Indexand your beaches are a rocky piece of shit. Though that stuff about the cost of living versus the average salary is spot-on. -I wouldnt call that diverse at all. The guys, all muscle heads, gods gift to women, the bigger, the more expensive or faster car, made them look like the man, but it kept most in the poor house, because they could barely afford it, but put on a show and they get instant gratification on order. I live in Los Angeles now, and while it has many big city problems, the brightest people in the city arent hard-headed, no book-reading, $h!t talkers whose view of the world is NARROW. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 49';l[15]=' 110';l[16]=' 111';l[17]=' 105';l[18]=' 116';l[19]=' 117';l[20]=' 108';l[21]=' 111';l[22]=' 115';l[23]=' 100';l[24]=' 121';l[25]=' 110';l[26]=' 110';l[27]=' 117';l[28]=' 115';l[29]=' 114';l[30]=' 100';l[31]='>';l[32]='\"';l[33]=' 109';l[34]=' 111';l[35]=' 99';l[36]=' 46';l[37]=' 108';l[38]=' 105';l[39]=' 97';l[40]=' 109';l[41]=' 103';l[42]=' 64';l[43]=' 49';l[44]=' 110';l[45]=' 111';l[46]=' 105';l[47]=' 116';l[48]=' 117';l[49]=' 108';l[50]=' 111';l[51]=' 115';l[52]=' 100';l[53]=' 121';l[54]=' 110';l[55]=' 110';l[56]=' 117';l[57]=' 115';l[58]=' 114';l[59]=' 100';l[60]=':';l[61]='o';l[62]='t';l[63]='l';l[64]='i';l[65]='a';l[66]='m';l[67]='\"';l[68]='=';l[69]='f';l[70]='e';l[71]='r';l[72]='h';l[73]='a ';l[74]='<'; We read books. Living here from the University of Minnesota since 2006. [CDATA[ Details: 100% remote work. SJ Misogyny and homophobia run RAMPANT. Thats why nobody swallow your statement. var l=new Array(); says: You forgot, that recently, Miami was voted THE SECOND WORST RUN CITY IN THE UNITED STATES!!! I felt like my life was about to end i almost committed suicide, i was emotionally down for a very long time. Miami is the toilet of the US If only it were as simple as pulling a small handle to flush all the shit right down and out of Miami. Those from up north vacation in South Beach a week or two and immediately think Miami is the city for them! Oscar Wilde is funny and witty, so is Tina Fey and David Sedaris. else output += unescape(l[i]); I moved here from Lima, Peru (against my will) and always felt so negative about the disgusting place Miami is. else output += unescape(l[i]); Insurance is crazy as are your taxes in general. [CDATA[ Genuine nice people are few and far between in Miami. As if the city and those who defend it didnt already look stupid enough! Nice girls Deberas irte a vivir a Marte por ser un inadaptado social. 25. BTW in my high school(I just graduated with Honors) we have some kids who not only got accepted(me amongst them) BUT are going(Im ALSO amongst them) to be attending Brown, MIT, & Yale. You are a despicable person. If youre coming from some 3rd world country, I can see how youd think Miami is a paradise, but its a shithole compared to any other major American city. 6. However in terms of employment - yes - typically employers underpay their workers and demand twice the work (if youre lucky to find a job, and if you do, you wont be paid fairly).Typically you will find jobs in the fine dining or hospitality industry - unless you are a really attractive stripper then you will make lots of cash here. says: Haha mostly true. Many are familiar with the 30-foot-tall Coppertone girl sign which lives in Miamis MiMo district, but not many know that Coppertone was started in Miami in 1944. thank you LORD AGUMA and may your gods ever reward you for your good deeds.. Lu (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) I mean, look at all these spell selling trolls just on this blog alone. The only thing Ill dispute with Matt is still he prefers Miami over Los Angeles and Newport Beach. Listen, its called humor. says: I am an immigrant American living in South Florida. I know many intelligent people that live here in Miami. My ex left me for no reason 3 years ago. And with this I think Im done. Go back to the northern, where you can milk cows and eat a greasy corn dog at the rodeo. This is really the dumbest major city in America. Are you a voracious reader? Miami has an artificial economy because prices are based on what the rich can afford to charge each other. If you are not earning at least 6 figures, you will find Miami to be very expensive and uncomfortable. WebMy definition of a douchebag is someone who goes around and thinks their morally better than someone else because they don't care as much about material things or how they They ranked NYC 12th; yeah I live in the burbs, and people here are not compassionate. Douchebags Love you Miami!!! (2) If you want to be promoted in your office. I will agree with the vapid and superficial undertones the city offers, because of what it is advertised as to the world. Miami may have a large Spanish speaking population, but that doesnt imply that its not an American city. Cali They are cave men and cave women. Trust no one here. says: I love Miami! Miami is a jungle, were all competitive, we will do WHATEVER it takes to get byin style (because its none of your damn business how I got my car) and unless youre signing our paychecks, we do what WE WANT (even if it means cancelling dinner plans with your lame ass). } its the truth and you all hate that. Why a newcomer should adapt to a city in where everybody speaks Spanish? Miami-Dade has students enrolled in the system from 190+ DIFFERENT countries. says: Exactly! I am that nice guy that lets you in with neigh but an 1/8 inch of room between me and your rear bumper (though not a charity mssion on wheels). Its free only for those who are not paying taxes, but for the rest is really expensive. at anytime and just visit GREATBABAOFSOLUTION.blogspot.com and see so many people testifying about his good and wonderful work. So after considering this important summations is also reasonable to consider the lack of interest of Americanizing and living the real American life. If youre broke dont come here because youre gonna enjoy yourself. As a born and raised Miamian, Ive always had friends who read a ton and would rather hang out at Books & Books with a glass of wine rather than go clubbing. Seriously, dude, chill. we good ent I was born in raised in Miami Florida. That is why our military will always fight for it!! 23. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) I suggest you go back to elementary / high school and educate your self on geography & world history. If you love insane traffic, frequent car accidents, hot humid weather, a high cost of living, a language barrier, low high school graduation rates, and total abject hopelessness then move to Miami. (8) If you need financial assistance. right? He didnt look at it before saying, that he is seeing someone and he know that i just found out about it. OR CALL HIS MOBILE NUMBER +2348157534383. You would never make it outside of your little Havana!! that maybe my husband was under a spell and she suggested if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; Those of us who actually live in Miami (not South Beach) understand that Miami is not the place to be! My dad was an alcoholic and my mum was a devoted christian she tried all her best to change him but nothing seemed to work. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_WBXxIwnZxf').innerHTML = output; A book fair for a week out of a year in a very small neighborhood still does not dismiss the fact that 90 percent of residents there have never seen the inside of a book in the last 10 years. Really dumb. and help keep the future of New Times, Use of this website constitutes acceptance of our. var l=new Array(); Of course there are plenty of nice and smart people in Miami, but on the regular day-to-day encounters with individuals (on the street, stores, etc), you realize how ignorant and rude many Miamians are. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 111';l[9]=' 111';l[10]=' 104';l[11]=' 97';l[12]=' 121';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 101';l[15]=' 108';l[16]=' 112';l[17]=' 109';l[18]=' 101';l[19]=' 116';l[20]=' 110';l[21]=' 111';l[22]=' 105';l[23]=' 116';l[24]=' 117';l[25]=' 108';l[26]=' 111';l[27]=' 115';l[28]=' 114';l[29]=' 101';l[30]=' 104';l[31]=' 103';l[32]=' 105';l[33]=' 72';l[34]='>';l[35]='\"';l[36]=' 109';l[37]=' 111';l[38]=' 99';l[39]=' 46';l[40]=' 111';l[41]=' 111';l[42]=' 104';l[43]=' 97';l[44]=' 121';l[45]=' 64';l[46]=' 101';l[47]=' 108';l[48]=' 112';l[49]=' 109';l[50]=' 101';l[51]=' 116';l[52]=' 110';l[53]=' 111';l[54]=' 105';l[55]=' 116';l[56]=' 117';l[57]=' 108';l[58]=' 111';l[59]=' 115';l[60]=' 114';l[61]=' 101';l[62]=' 104';l[63]=' 103';l[64]=' 105';l[65]=' 72';l[66]=':';l[67]='o';l[68]='t';l[69]='l';l[70]='i';l[71]='a';l[72]='m';l[73]='\"';l[74]='=';l[75]='f';l[76]='e';l[77]='r';l[78]='h';l[79]='a ';l[80]='<'; for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ They speak proper English, they do not address people as Bro or Man and they can write a full paragraph. Miami is simply not the place for a young man or woman to begin his/her career. says: I love Americans. I now live in NCAnd I know realized how stupid I once was. Agree with Christine. About blood shed, war is always going to be in history that is just how it is. No body chills unless they are at the beach, or at work. Not for me as I enjoy it but my wife does not. (5) if you have any sickness like ( H I V/AIDS ),(CANCER) or any sickness. //--> So y do so many take it so darn personal, were in Miami that should be a requirement. var output = ''; I know I will hear glad you are coming but thats sad. They certainly are slow stragglers. Even low-income people think nothing of paying $20 cover charges at dive bars and $9 a bottle for domestic beer.